I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I’m out of shape and can’t run for more than two minutes.
- a party where everyone dresses up in fancy dresses, and you eat novelty chicken nuggets, fruit snacks, and drink capri suns and watch cartoons
- a party where everyone wears pajamas,and you drink red wine and have fancy finger foods and watch old Hollywood movies
who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule
I could use a shot right now
"assigning genders to babies is wrong"
shh. do you hear that? that is the sound of christmas break. the sound of freedom. the sound of sleeping in. the sound of doing absolutely nothing but catching up on TV shows. it is a sweet sound. a very sweet sound
i only accept apologies in cash
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it